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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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