- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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