- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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