- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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