- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Corn Muffins

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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