- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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