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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Okay, after this one then...

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

I don't believe in giraffes.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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