What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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it was all Tagart

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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