Connor is homosexuaI

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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