- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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