- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

once upon a time, it snowed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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