Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

wanna here a joke? you.

Black people.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

fish fishy caoimhin

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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