- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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