Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

i saw amango it splootered

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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