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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Jordan is pregant

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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