A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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