- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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