knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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