- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman