Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What does? 42

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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lets bomb africa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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