What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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One time i was sitting down

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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