What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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