It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Anti Joke

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