You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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