- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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