- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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