- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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