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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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