- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

what are three short words? i a am

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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