What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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