- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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What's the difference between a duck?

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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