- Anti Joke

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.