- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Tony Romo

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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