- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Badabing.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Beka has AIDS

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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