- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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