- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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