- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Jimmy Saville

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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