Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Sixty... eight

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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