4 hours later.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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