- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

whats brown and sticky a stick

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Your mother just died.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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