Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Roses are red, yup.

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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