- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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