- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

I love pissing people off :P

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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