- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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