Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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