Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Chick Norris... Enough said

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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