- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Ron Paul for President!

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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