- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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