how do you save a black man ... u don't

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Caramel Boing.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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