A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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a man makes a bad joke

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Lil Wayne

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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sucks Syntax...

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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