- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Justin with a hat.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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