How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Pickle

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Everybody will die

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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