Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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cory is gay

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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