What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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cory is gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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