why did katy fall off her bike?

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Anti Joke

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