How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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