Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Anti Joke

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