Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Horse.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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