- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

an american walks out of a strip club.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

what's white and sticky semen

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Connor is homo

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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