- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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