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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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