- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Grace Ackerson

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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