So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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