19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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what's white and sticky semen

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Connor is homo

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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