- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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