what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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No your aunties a joke

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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