- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

No your aunties a joke

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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