- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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