yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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Justin with a hat.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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