- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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