Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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i just wrote this so hard

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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