There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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