A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Jordan is pregant

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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