What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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