AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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