What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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