Everybody will die

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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13 =B you just learned something

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Obama lin Baden.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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