- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

women's rights.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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