- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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