- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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