What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

thumb_up thumb_down -22

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

thumb_up thumb_down -22

there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

thumb_up thumb_down -22

joe diragi whacks off his dog

thumb_up thumb_down -22

a chinese man pays the full price

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

thumb_up thumb_down -24

mitchell palmer sucks

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

thumb_up thumb_down -24

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops