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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

I killed someone on minecraft.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

I'm rick james bitch

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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