- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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