Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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