Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

read me write me

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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