Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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penis in the camel

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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a black man pays his child support

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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