A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Male leadership.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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