- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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