how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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