- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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