A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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