- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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