What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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