- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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