- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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