- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

knock knock come in !

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