Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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anti jokes are really funny

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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