- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

an ethopian thanksgiving

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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